Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic

1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

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NYSC Banned Corps Members From Borno, Yobe, Adamawa

The director general of NYSC, categorically, unequivocally stated that any corps member who flouted this directive should be ready to face the consequences of his or her action.

The Director-General of NYSC, Brig-General Johnson Olawumi, stated this in Calabar wenesday, while fielding questions from reporters shortly after the commencement of the annual management conference of the scheme holding in the Cross River State capital.

He said the statement had become necessary following the discovery that some stubborn corps members posted outside the violence-prone states sometimes travelled there to make more money doled out by the three state governments to attract them.

He said until normalcy returned to these three states, the management of NYSC would not post graduates of tertiary educational institutions there as the scheme was not ready to lose any corps member on national assignment to the activities of Boko Haram as witnessed in the past few years.

“The NYSC is mindful of the security situation in the country. The states where we have security challenges we will deliberately not post corps members there. But any corps member who deliberately goes there to serve is doing so on his own volition. They do that on their own because we do not officially send corps members to those troubled states.

“I want to emphasise that those three states are part of Nigeria. Our prayer is that peace returns to those places as soon as possible so that corps members who want to explore those places would have the opportunity of doing so,” the director general said.

Olawumi maintained that the focus of the NYSC programme, given the high level of unemployment in the country, was how to make corps members become self-sufficient after undergoing training on Integrated Entrepreneurship Development (IED) facilitated by the scheme.

“We have repositioned the scheme to address the current unemployment in the country so that after the service year, corps members can become self employed and self reliant. We want them to become useful to themselves rather than being idle after serving their fatherland,” he said.

The Chairman of NYSC Governing Board, Chief Gordon Bozimo, in his speech, said in the last 41 years, the NYSC scheme had contributed meaningfully to Nigeria’s socio-economic development and had undergone transformation, all which had impacted positively on the image of the country.

He revealed that under his leadership in the last one year, the board had taken steps to add value to the operation of the scheme through “the constructive engagement of state governments for sustainable development of physical infrastructure at the orientation camps and provision of other statutory support to the scheme”.

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CR@ZY: Another couple hold a totally NA KED Wedding in Scotland! [PHOTOS]

what will you call this madness or what may God help this sinful generation..

FG Approves N500 Daily Feeding Allowance For Corp Members

heering news emanating from the Director General of the NYSC, Johnson Bamidele Olawumi has it that, from now National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) members will receive N500 as daily feeding allowance.

Johnson Bamidele Olawumi asserted that the federal government has approved the N500 as daily feeding allowance.

Johnson Bamidele Olawumi, disclosed this yesterday at a House of Representatives Committee hearing on the N4, 000 online registration fee mandated for corps members, Leadership reports.

A civil society group launched a ‘Say No Campaign’ to protest the registration fee. It was during the hearing that Olawumi made the announcement about the new feeding allowance. He disclosed that the federal government approved N500 as feeding allowance for each corp member per day.

He also disclosed that over N800 million was required to setup the computer registration system the NYSC is presently using for its online registration.

While noting that the N4,000 for the online registration is voluntary, he said rather than request for money to install the infrastructure, he would prefer to canvass for increment of the current N19,800 allowance being to prospective Corp member.

In his presentation, Mr. Ezenwa Nwagwu of ‘Say No Campaign’ called for the “reversal of the proposed N4,000 fee payment and where payment has been made, a refund to the prospective Corp members.”

Nwagwu stressed the need to “re-examine the laws establishing the NYSC that seems to have made the Director General of the Corp an exclusive preserve of serving military officers.”

The committee was given four weeks to submit its report from the public hearing.

Corps Female Member Jailed One Year For Possesssing Fake Documents

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Convicted and sentenced alongside Helen and equally jailed for one year each are Samuel Obiakor and Segun Alimi, who aided and abetted the first convict in commiting the crime.

Justice Oluwatoyin Ipaye, while handing down the sentence on Monday, said the convicts deserved their punishment notwithstanding their plea bargain because such cases were becoming rampant.

The judge noted that it was the likes of the convicts, who usually brings the name of the nation into disrepute and destroy the chances of other Nigerians with legitimate intentions to travel out.

The convicts were arraigned on one count bordering on use of forged documents in processing Indian visa.

The Independent Corrupt Practices and other related offences Commission alleged that they conspired to submit forged documents to the Indian High Commission sometime in 2013 to enable Bando to obtain the country’s visa.

The commission’s lawyer, Paul Bassey, told a Lagos State High in Ikeja that the convicts violated Sections 25(1) (a), 26 (1) (a) and (c) and Section 96(1) (a) of the ICPC Act.

Following their arraignment last week Friday, the trio had immediately pleaded guilty to the crime.

They begged court to temper justice with mercy, saying that they were first time offenders and promised that if set free, they would go and sin no more.

National Youth Service Corps member, Helen Bando, has been jailed for one year for attempting to travel to Indian with fake documents.

NYSC 2015 Batch ‘A’ Time Table Is Out

This is to inform members of the public in particular all Prospective Batch A Corp members for 2015 that the NYSC Mobilization Timetable has been release as projected below;

1. 2015 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop. 17th – 19th December 2014

2. Briefing/Sensitization of final year students and prospective corps members. 19th – 23rd January 2015

3. Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking 1st – 15th February 2015

4. Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Result and Revalidation Lists by CPIs 16th – 21st February, 2015

5. On-line Registration by Foreign and Locally trained Nigerian Graduates 2nd March – 4th April 2015

6. Notification to prospective Corps Members on their mobilization status 13th – 14th April 2015

7. Delivery of printouts to CPIS. 15th – 17th April 2015

8. Verification of Complaints from prospective Corps Members in all NYSC state secretariats/FCT 17th – 18th April, 2015

9. Submission of Marital/Ill-health cases by CPIs. 20th – 22nd April 2015

10. Notification for on-line printing of call-up letters 27th April 2015

11. Delivery of call-up letters to CPIs 27th – 29th April 2015

12. On-line printing of call-up letters by Prospective Corps Members/Collection of call-up letters in the schools 27th April – 4th May 2015

13. 2015 Batch A Orientation Course 5th – 26th May, 2015